It is true, what that cruel person said. I will do anything to avoid anything remotely resembling work. It used to be that I could only shop if I bathed and dressed and drove myself to a shopatorium. Nowadays, I do most of my shopping by the drag and click method. There are a few places that require my actual live voice on a phone line, however.
I think it should be a tele-merchant-rep rule: Do not eat whilst taking phone orders. That is what breaks are for. I swear to Zeus! I don't know what she was eating, but I swear this bimbo was masticating a mastodon from the toenails up while I was talking to her!
And no, I don't want batteries. Or magazine subscriptions. Or info on timeshares. Leave me alone, Chewy!
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