I live in the kind of town where a local restaurant brags that they serve both Sloppy Joes and Pop Tarts.
Somebody wake me up, please. I am having a nightmare.
But hey, there is good news on the horizon. The area grand poohbah of the Catholic church has declared St. Patrick's day a Lent-Free day! On that day, and on that day only, the good local Catholics may consume the pink, stringy meat. Oh yeah.
As you may imagine, everyone here is pretty darned excited.
Too bad, all you Catholics in the other dioceses. Neener, neener, neener!
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