Sunday, July 30, 2006

Road Trip!

So, it seems that the pathetic excuse for a human that Las Vegas elected Mayor has declared war on homeless people.

It is now illegal to "feed the indigent" in Las Vegas. So, whether you merely hand over your uneaten sandwich half to that salivating bum, or engage in wanton free food hand-outs, you are liable to be arrested and fined. The Lord Mayor of Las Vegas, one Oscar B. Goodman, fully supports this atrocious new law.

Goodman has also suggested that panhandlers with signs asking for food be sued for "false advertising."

Dear God.

I do not travel much these days, but I am sorely tempted to gather up a posse and descend on Sin City. Our valiant crew will be armed with sacks of donuts and sandwiches, hamburgers and fresh fruit. What the hell, we'll even throw in some minis of booze. Life on the streets is tough, and no sane person chooses it. Yes, the homeless deserve a break today. *#&! Mayor Goodman!

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