Savage is busy-busy-busy, but here's a quick tip:
Those blow-up Halloween decorations are stupid looking. Sorry to be so blunt, but not only do they look ridiculous and make a really annoying noise like an on-its-last legs vacuum cleaner, but they look so pathetic the next morning, lying there limply like giant-used condoms. If you must display such pathetic monstrosities, please do not deflate them during the day. Think of the children, won't you?
However, I recommend that you avoid their use entirely. If you ignore my advice, be aware that I have a cute little pink pocket knife (Hello Kitty) and I may be impelled to use it.
* Today's Outrage: A local store is displaying pink and red Valentine's day M&Ms. Words fail me.
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