Reading the Funny Papers

I can scarcely believe this. Did I write this whilst in a drunken stupor, and send it in to Ann Landers's replacements?







*actual Annie's Mailbox letter, January 5, 2007*



* Dear Annie:

I am a 15-year-old female, and I'm addicted to porn. Not so much the porn in pictures, but porn in stories. I know I shouldn't be reading this kind of stuff, but I can't seem to stop. Sure, for a month or two I can go without, but then I get back into the habit. I read these stories on the Internet.

Everyone thinks I am such a good girl. I don't want to spoil the image or disappoint my parents. I know I should tell them, so they can help me overcome this addiction, but I'm afraid I'll lose their trust ( and my Internet access.)

Things are starting to get worse because lately, I've been looking at pictures and want someone to touch me. The desire is getting stronger every day. Do you have any suggestions about how to tell my parents that their good daughter may not be as good as they think? I feel so guilty and untrustworthy --Bad Good Girl.






Holy crap. I am in love. Whoever wrote the above, snuck into my brain and stole all my snark. I melt. Ooooh....